{Dear Diary} Reasons Chipotle Is Just As Good As Sex (or better depending on your partner)

  1. The burritos are always big enough.
  2. It lasts as long as you want it to and when its over, if you’re up to it there can be a round 2.
  3. You don’t get called mean names for swallowing it.
  4. You can eat it in public without getting a citation.
  5. It may not be Burger King but you can still have it your way.
  6. You have the option to make it hotter.
  7. You can eat that burrito then eat its friend chips and neither will be jealous.
  8. You can sit down or get it to go.
  9. They’ll wrap it up for you.
  10. They’re open late… daily.


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